I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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