Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
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I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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