the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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