They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
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Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
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He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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