ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
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I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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