What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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