you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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