playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
NoShamevember. You game?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Randomize