did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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