Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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