You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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