windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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