Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
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Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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