The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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