I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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