The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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