you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Two words: nipple clamps
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