Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
nutella sex= disaster
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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