i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
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I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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