Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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