i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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How does a face ride mean we're back together?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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