Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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