I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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