in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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