so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
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I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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