She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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