Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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