That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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