whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Randomize
