can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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