no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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