So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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