worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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