What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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