Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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