I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
look no pants
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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