i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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