do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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