just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
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