He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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