You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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