I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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