All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.