508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
