i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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