I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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