Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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