lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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