I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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