and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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