Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
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My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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