Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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