I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
My friends, they love my intelligence
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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