I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Randomize
